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Vulva Care Intimate Balm + The Gourmet Couple Cream/Gel + Free Pouch

Vulva Care Intimate Balm + The Gourmet Couple Cream/Gel + Free Pouch

Intimate Comfort Balm · Secret Gourmet Massage · Free storage pouch

★★★★★ 5.0/5· 8 verified reviews· 100k+ customers
🎁 Free pouch included
🌱 Vegan & cruelty-free
🍃 Certified organic
🌿 Natural ingredients
🇫🇷 Made in France
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GOLIATE calming vulva care intimate balm | enriched with Calendula and Vitamin E | Moisturizing | dryness | discomfort (Capacity)
GOLIATE Organic Cream/Gel | The Gourmet Couple | Lubricate | Massage | Play | Lick | Devour for Two | 50 ml (Flavor)
What's in this bundle
Intimate Comfort Balm
Soothes & moisturizes · calendula & vitamin E
$59.99
Secret Gourmet Massage
Lickable, organic massage cream · vanilla, hazelnut or coconut
$49.99
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Keeps the duo tucked away, out of sight
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Rated ★ 5.0/5 by those who've made it their own

★★★★★

This balm is very effective; it's very moisturizing, and I think the packaging is pretty too. The scent is neutral, and the balm has a pleasant texture. I've tried a few other products, but this one is very satisfying. I would recommend it.

H.Z. · Verified purchase
★★★★★

I stumbled upon this product by chance, and the excellent reviews piqued my curiosity. The texture is quite unique, a bit like soft butter, which melts very quickly into an oil. The scent is distinctly hazelnut and very natural — and a big plus, it smells AND tastes pleasant! A small jar to keep on the nightstand.

Alex · Verified purchase
★★★★★

It works equally well on intimate areas as on other parts of the body. It would also be great as a lip balm. I really like it.

Fux · Verified purchase
★★★★★

This all-purpose sex cream is pretty great! The scent is incredibly tempting. It's rich and creamy, almost like butter, and it doesn't dry out. It provides excellent lubrication, whether for anal or vaginal sex, or even just for masturbation. The ingredients are organic, and the price is reasonable for the quality. I highly recommend it!

Astoon · Verified purchase
★★★★★

Having suffered from discomfort for years due to my health problems, I discovered this balm by chance, and within 48 hours I fell in love with it! I apply it twice a day, morning and evening, and my problems with pain, itching, tingling have truly disappeared. Thank you 🙏

Celine C. · Verified purchase
★★★★★

This isn't my first time using this brand, and the products are simply fantastic! The packaging and container are of very high quality, which inspires confidence for your intimate moments. A small amount is enough for massaging or lubrication — the cream lasts a long time. I highly recommend it.

Nath · Verified purchase
★★★★★

This balm really soothes tightness caused by irritation. I find it very effective. It's a tiny jar, but you only need a very small amount, so it lasts a long time.

Laurent J. · Verified purchase
★★★★★

The texture is really pleasant, product approved!

Yvanna · Verified purchase
Everything's included in a plain box, shipped in fully discreet packaging.
Intimate Comfort Balm (your choice of size)
Secret Gourmet Massage (your choice of flavor)
Discreet storage pouch
Care instructions for both products
Balm size15 ml or 50 ml
Balm key ingredientsCalendula, vitamin E, shea butter, arnica
Massage cream size50 ml
Massage cream flavorsVanilla, Hazelnut, Coconut
Made inFormulated and hand-crafted in Southwest France
FormulaVegan, cruelty-free, dermatologically tested, edible cream
🌿 Organic ingredients🍃 Vegan & cruelty-free🇫🇷 Made in France💬 Dedicated support
Apply the balm daily for comfort, then warm the Gourmet Couple between your hands whenever you want to share a massage.
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Apply the balm daily. A small amount on the vulva, or anywhere else it's needed, soothes discomfort in moments — external use only.
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Warm the cream in your hands. Apply Secret Gourmet Massage to your partner's body and let it melt into a smooth, edible massage oil.
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Massage, then explore. Use it to massage or lubricate — just skip it with condoms, since the oils inside make them porous. It's fine with sex toys.
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Rinse after intimate use. A gentle wash of the genital area after use keeps things comfortable for next time.
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Store both between 15–30°C and away from direct sunlight. The balm keeps for 6 months once opened; the cream up to a year.
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What our sex therapist has to say

A fulfilling intimate life starts with feeling good in your own skin. A soothing daily balm and a playful, edible massage cream cover both ends of that: caring for yourself, and sharing pleasure with someone else. Keeping them together, in one pouch, makes the ritual something you actually keep up.

Laury Castets
Laury CastetsSex therapist · EVARS facilitator · sexual health graduate (Sorbonne) · creator of Ça Bavarde & l'Apéro Sexo
The products in this bundle are wellness and cosmetic accessories, not medical devices.
Made with you in mind

What changes with this bundle

Four real situations, and how it responds.

The problem

Daily intimate dryness and irritation are easy to ignore until they're bothering you.

With this bundle

The balm becomes a two-minute daily habit: soothing, moisturizing, and fast to apply.

The problem

Standard lubricants feel clinical and don't double as a massage product.

With this bundle

The Gourmet Couple lubricates, massages, and can even be licked off — one cream, several uses.

The problem

Buying a balm and a massage cream separately adds up, and two jars take up space.

With this bundle

One bundle, one price, and a pouch that keeps both tucked away together.

The problem

Starting an intimate self-care routine — you don't know where to begin.

With this bundle

A balm for daily comfort, a cream for shared moments: the essentials, nothing extra.

Together

What it changes in your time together

It's not just for solo self-care — it's often better shared.

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Warm it in your hands first
Rub a little Gourmet Couple between your palms before applying — it turns into a silky oil almost instantly.
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Take turns massaging
Let each partner apply it to the other — the cream is edible, so slow down and enjoy it.
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Make the balm part of the wind-down
Apply it together afterward, as a calming close to the moment.
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Take it on the road
The pouch keeps both pieces together for a weekend away.
Daily comfort, and a cream made for two
Why you'll love it

Daily comfort, and a cream made for two

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A balm made for daily comfort
Calendula, vitamin E, and shea butter soothe dryness and irritation — gentle enough for everyday use.
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A cream that does it all
The Gourmet Couple lubricates, massages, and is safe to lick — a nutty, gourmet scent with no artificial flavors.
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A free pouch to keep them together
Dedicated storage for both pieces — nothing left out in a drawer.
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Certified organic, vegan, cruelty-free
Both formulas are dermatologically tested and made in France.
Zero awkwardness

Discreet from box to bank statement

Nobody needs to know. Not your neighbor, not your mail carrier, not your bank.

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100% plain packaging
A plain box with no logo — it only shows "Qualiservice" or "Lamoji" on the label.
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Anonymous bank statement
The brand name never appears — only "Lamoji" shows up on your statement.
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Storage included
The pouch keeps both products together, out of sight in a drawer or bag.
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Travel-friendly
Compact enough to bring along without drawing attention.
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Reads as a gift set
Left on a shelf, it looks like a self-care gift box, not an intimate product.
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Support, 7 days a week
A team that's used to these questions — ask us anything, no awkwardness.

Bundle or separate products?

The same balm, the same massage cream — plus the pouch.

This bundle
Bought separately
Price
$79.00
$109.98
Intimate Comfort Balm
Secret Gourmet Massage
Storage pouch
Free
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Frequently asked questions

Use it as a daily treatment to soothe itching and other discomfort, whether it's intimate or elsewhere on your body. It also works well on lips and face for an incredible moisturizing effect. A small amount is enough to soothe in just a few moments. You can also use it before and/or after intercourse to soothe the skin and prevent dryness.

Organic calendula is used for its soothing, anti-inflammatory, and healing properties. It helps soothe irritation, redness, and discomfort, especially after hair removal or in cases of intimate dryness. Its gentle antibacterial action protects the intimate flora without harming it, while its moisturizing properties help maintain good elasticity of the mucous membranes.

Yes! Once the massage oil is applied to the skin, you can kiss, lick, and consume it without any risk.

No — as with most oils, it would make the condom porous. However, you can use it with sex toys, and remember to wash your intimate area after use.

Yes. Your package will arrive in a box marked "Qualiservice" or "Lamoji." Until it's opened, there's no way to tell what's inside.

No — it's for external use only, applied to the vulva, the anus, or the gluteal fold, so it doesn't disrupt the vaginal microbiota. Products not designed for internal use can alter your vaginal pH and increase the risk of infection.

Verified reviews

Customers who've made this bundle part of their routine

5.0
★★★★★
16 reviews
★★★★★
Comfortable and very effective balm.
This balm is very effective; it's very moisturizing, and I think the packaging is pretty too. The scent is neutral, and the balm has a pleasant texture. I've tried a few other products, but this one is very satisfying. I would recommend it.
H.Z✓ Verified purchaseon GOLIATE calming vulva care intimate balm | enriched with Calendula and Vitamin E | Moisturizing | dryness | discomfort
★★★★★
Amazing product!
I stumbled upon this product by chance, and the excellent reviews piqued my curiosity. The texture is quite unique, a bit like soft butter, which melts very quickly into an oil. The scent is distinctly hazelnut and very natural, which is truly appreciated and not at all cloying like many other lubricants. A big plus is that it smells AND tastes pleasant! A small jar to keep on the nightstand.
Alex✓ Verified purchaseon GOLIATE Organic Cream/Gel | The Gourmet Couple | Lubricate | Massage | Play | Lick | Devour for Two | 50 ml
★★★★★
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It works equally well on intimate areas as on other parts of the body. It would also be great as a lip balm. I really like it.
Fux✓ Verified purchaseon GOLIATE calming vulva care intimate balm | enriched with Calendula and Vitamin E | Moisturizing | dryness | discomfort
★★★★★
It smells like Nutella.
This all-purpose sex cream is pretty great! The scent is incredibly tempting; you'll want to slather it all over your body and have someone lick it off! More seriously, it's rich and creamy, almost like butter, and it doesn't dry out. It provides excellent lubrication, whether for anal or vaginal sex, or even just for masturbation. In short, it does it all! However, the taste isn't sweet at all. You can barely taste the hazelnut, and it mostly just tastes like butter. The ingredients are organic, and the price is reasonable for the quality. I highly recommend it!
Astoon✓ Verified purchaseon GOLIATE Organic Cream/Gel | The Gourmet Couple | Lubricate | Massage | Play | Lick | Devour for Two | 50 ml
★★★★★
Miraculous
Having suffered from discomfort for years due to my health problems, I discovered this balm by chance, and within 48 hours I fell in love with it! 😂 I'm definitely not going to be without it anymore. I apply it twice a day, morning and evening, and my problems with pain, itching, tingling, etc., have truly disappeared!!! Thank you 🙏
Celine C✓ Verified purchaseon GOLIATE calming vulva care intimate balm | enriched with Calendula and Vitamin E | Moisturizing | dryness | discomfort
★★★★★
No regrets
This isn't my first time using this brand, and the products are simply fantastic! The packaging and container are of very high quality, which inspires confidence for your intimate moments. It's perfect to use; a small amount is enough for massaging or lubrication (the cream lasts a long time). 😉 I highly recommend this product.
Nath✓ Verified purchaseon GOLIATE Organic Cream/Gel | The Gourmet Couple | Lubricate | Massage | Play | Lick | Devour for Two | 50 ml
★★★★★
Very soothing
This balm really soothes tightness caused by irritation. I find it very effective. It's a tiny jar, but you only need a very small amount, so it lasts a long time. I highly recommend it 🫤
Laurent J.✓ Verified purchaseon GOLIATE calming vulva care intimate balm | enriched with Calendula and Vitamin E | Moisturizing | dryness | discomfort
★★★★★
Chantilly
The texture is really pleasant, product approved!
Yvanna✓ Verified purchaseon GOLIATE Organic Cream/Gel | The Gourmet Couple | Lubricate | Massage | Play | Lick | Devour for Two | 50 ml

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